Me travel ta Neriak. Me tell about.

Me bash gud in swampy. One day me stop bash an' dere dis stoopid white meets elfie dat blahblah talkin' 'bout sum big party an' it want ta helps me git dere. Duh. Stoopid! So's I sez, "Sure, me go party." And dat stoopid meet put da invisibull mojo on me and make me all wolfie fast on my feet wit mojo.

Me not sure wha dat elfie talk 'bout, but me faller it thro many place dat me git easy smooshed. Dere actual tings dats bigger dan ogres! Dey lives in sum sandy place dat all dry an bad fer my skin. Yuck!

Sos, anypay ... me gits to Neriak.

<-- dats me outsides Neriak enterants

Sum places in Neriak too small! Me have ta bend ober ta gits 'round.

<-- dat me goin' ta da bank

Still, dere udder trollie meets dere. An dey have da big glowin' purdy pickt- er, pictoodrawin, duh whatever ... it purdy. Wish da udder trollie meets wud talk ta me, but dey tink dey so gud dat dey libe in Neriak 'fore me did gits dere. Me eats dem all sumday.

<-- hangin' at da secund gate wit da guardz.

Me did git one Ogre ta speak ta me. He one da Crackneck dat fight wit da dark meet elfie. He not say nothin' 'cept dat he loves dem elfies. Duh. Whateva. Me prefers white meets like dwarf ... 'specially when pickled. Sides dem dark meet elfies not so bad at bashin' eidder. Me okay wit dat.

Sure wish dere sum questin' me can do sumday. Bash is gud ta do, but dere sumtin else ... well, me not tink what else but dere mus be ...

storey ober. now go.